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Nothing compares

A Wisconsin high school hockey coach gives his take on the Minnesota hockey landscape and the opportunities available in the land of 10,000 hockey ponds

 

By Dan Bauer

 

Minnesota hockey coaches have introduced a campaign called “Nothing Compares” to promote the value of their high school hockey programs. This is like encouraging fans in Green Bay to root for the Packers. Some marketing executives spend their whole career trying to hit a campaign slogan this perfect. If you don’t believe that, try finding the ad guys who came up with “Avoid the Noid” or “Make 7-Up Yours.” It doesn’t take a genius to figure you shouldn’t tell your customers “Up Yours” unless you’re selling a hemorrhoid treatment.

When it comes to high school hockey, Minnesota has the blueprint we all desire. The overall experience of high school athletics has more upside than investing in gold, but the Minnesota hockey event truly has the King Midas touch.

This is the state of 10,000 lakes and in the winter, 10,000 hockey ponds. Newborn babies in Minnesota aren’t slapped, they are hip checked. Every town has an outdoor rink and elementary school kids who misbehave serve time outs in a penalty box. You don’t raise your hand in class, you raise your stick.

Their high school tournament is an event hailed as the best in the country. It draws more spectators, 116,789, than we can muster in 10 years here in Wisconsin. The tournament draws a gathering of scouts the likes of which we haven’t seen since Gretzky played in the OHA. Last year, 28 players earned Division I scholarships and 13 more were taken in the NHL draft.

Now here is the crazy part, some players actually leave their high school teams to play elsewhere. I could scratch all the hair off my head and still not understand why anyone would leave this hockey utopia. This is one of those mysteries that can’t be explained, like trying to figure out where all your pucks go every year.

Now I know the grass is always greener, but residing in a bordering state where the grass is pale green and a little weedy, Minnesota looks like the turf at Miller Park. Any grass that appears greener than Minnesota high school hockey would either have to be artificial or simply a mirage. I don’t believe a better experience exists and those who are searching for one are truly chasing down a Holy Grail.

Every year I make my best effort to attend the Minnesota High School Hockey Coaches Fall Clinic. This year I made the trek to Mankato, where as usual, I was welcomed. For two days I get to sit back and soak up the energy, enthusiasm and ideas of the nation’s best collection of high school hockey coaches. I always leave envious, but energized and optimistic that we can continue to take small steps here in Wisconsin toward the model they have constructed.

Mike MacMillan, head coach at Buffalo, is the heart that pumps this impressive machine, but there is an active cast supporting him. This is a knowledgeable and active group of coaches playing in an incredibly competitive environment. They are a group that holds a healthy respect for the old school/pond hockey roots most grew up with, but also an understanding that today’s player is much different. Their passion for this great game is as clear and clean as a Zdeno Chara check.

On Friday, Craig Perry of the Minnesota State High School League, the equivalent of the WIAA in Wisconsin, addressed the clinic regarding the reduction of scrimmages. A former player, Perry is a strong advocate for the game. He clearly pushes the coach’s agenda and the promotion of hockey. If the MSHSL passes a rule they don’t feel is in the best interest of the game, the state legislature steps in and changes it. Their game is protected by a glorious past and a cooperative desire to improve the game. From youth hockey to the Minnesota Wild, this is a task force with a common goal.  

The Minnesota coaches are fortunate to lead an army of players motivated by a tradition of hockey that is as deeply ingrained in them as our basic instinct to survive. All dream of standing at center ice of the Xcel Energy Center in March. Most, but not all, dream of playing college hockey and some know that playing in the NHL is not just a fantasy. This is a hockey factory that has no equal.

Despite this impressive hockey checklist, the real benefit of this experience, that eludes many, is simply staying in high school. This four-year window of opportunity that opens and closes in the blink of an eye provides priceless memories that won’t be found in other attempts to find greener grass.

It is difficult to put a price on sleeping in your own bed, eating lunch with your friends and dinner with your family. There’s no price tag hanging on playing on the same line with your best friend from kindergarten or pulling on the same jersey as your older bother. You won’t be able to get an estimate on the pride you will feel when you go to school the day after beating your biggest rival. There is no bar code to scan the value of playing before the hometown crowd that includes your girlfriend, your family, your favorite teacher and your pastor. 

Wall Street executives would be fortunate to receive the wealth of emotions felt in being introduced on Senior Night for your last home game or the agony of leaving the ice after a playoff loss that ends your high school career. It is a pain and pride that unites you for a lifetime. Winston Churchill, one of history’s greatest competitors, summed it up with a quote that ends, “so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have never tasted victory or defeat.”

Just try to put a price sticker on the significance of being a three-sport athlete. There is no blue book on the value of discipline, sacrifice, commitment and responsibility, but those qualities will land you any job you ever go after. Tell Matt Niskanen from Virginia that you can’t play three sports and be an NHL first round draft choice.

Coincidently all of those benefits I just mentioned are available no matter what state you live in. As a Dad who is about to graduate my third from high school, believe me, this is time you never get back. No amount of money or fame will replace those precious days of high school. Don’t let someone in a Nike jacket with a fancy business card convince you of anything different.

And if you just happen to live in the state of Minnesota, and are fortunate enough to play in the state tournament, it is an experience that few, if any, have found an equal. In the realm of athletic achievements, not Stanley Cups, nor NCAA championships or even Olympic Gold Medals have equaled that dream of skating in the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament.

Simply stated, Nothing Compares.

 

Dan Bauer is the head hockey coach at Wausau East High School. You can contact him at dbauer@wausau.k12.wi.us and read more of his work at www.hockeybybauer.com

 

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